BREAKING NEWS : THE FAKE NEWS RUNDOWN

Alright, folks, strap in because we're about to dive headfirst into a world of utter nonsense. That's right, today's edition is dedicated to the finest tall tales the internet shock bullshit has to offer. We're talking headlines so outlandish, so absurd, they'll make your brain do a triple-think. Expect to be amazed (or maybe just utterly confus